Ezio, he'd catch scorpions spike chain hand thing, yank on it causing scorpion for fly forward onto his face, then ezio would jump on his back, stab him in the neck with both hidden blades, and then shoot him in the back of the head with the hidden pistol for safe measure
Scorpion: WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MK vs DC!?!?
Ezio: I said it was a WASTE OF MONEY!
Scorpion: THAT'S IT! FIGHT!!
Ezio might be screwed O_.